Legal Tidbits

If you storm Area 51, you will get arrested.

Just because you didn’t receive a bill, doesn’t mean you owe money.

It’s Statute, Not Statue. There are no statues of limitation.

If you are a fiduciary, do not buy a car with your 8-year-old child’s settlement money.

Read what your attorney sends you. After all, you’re the one paying for those emails.

Do not tell people you “know” the judge, the DA, or the court officer.

You can only represent someone else in court if you’re an attorney. In other words, don’t send your mom, dad, or girlfriend to speak for you.

If you wear shorts or flip-flops to court, you probably won’t get in.

Everything you say on Facebook can and will be used against you.

Do not bring a pocket knife to court. And if you do, don’t ask your lawyer to hold it for you.

The internet did not go to law school.

Punching someone in a game of pick-up basketball isn’t just a flagrant foul. It’s assault.