Legal Tidbits

The internet did not go to law school.

Punching someone in a game of pick-up basketball isn’t just a flagrant foul. It’s assault.

Your social media posts are evidence. Great, damning evidence.

After stealing someone’s debit card, do not use it to pay your home utilities. Unless you wanted to give a deputy directions to your house.

Don’t send nudes during your divorce.

Freedom of speech is your right. Freedom from the consequences of your speech? That’s a horse of a different color.

Mötley Crüe Edition: Run away high, so you won’t come home low.

Lawyering is about asking the right questions. It’s about not asking the wrong ones, too.

If you suspect infidelity and your spouse is getting an awful lot of texts from “PetSmart” you might be onto something.

It is illegal to record a conversation to which you are not a party.

When your lawyer needs a lawyer you may need another lawyer.

Every text message you send can and will be used against you in a divorce or custody case.